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You will read the following and think to yourself, "Surely this must be an Onion article?" And then a little part of you will die inside when you click the link below and realize that no, no it is not an Onion article.

Fox's Glenn Beck announces comedy tour
By DAVID BAUDER
Sun Apr 12, 10:56 am ET

NEW YORK – Glenn Beck, Fox News Channel's latest sensation, is taking a comedy show on the road for six live performances over six days during the first week of June.

Beck calls his act a "poor man's Seinfeld" and intends to mix topical humor with his modern-day reimagining of Thomas Paine's 1776 pamphlet "Common Sense."

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